How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:12

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

OK, 3 things

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

2 things:

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

When do you detangle/brush it?

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1